Clothing battles

This morning, as we went through the usual morning getting-dressed chaos, Amy insisted that she wanted to wear a skirt to church. A dress would not be acceptable...it had to be a skirt. I plowed through her drawers and found a cute little blue "skort".

"Look, Amy!" I said, holding it up for her inspection. "From the front, it looks like a skirt. From the back, it looks like shorts!"

She moved closer to get a better view. After carefully examining the front and the back, she agreed that it would be acceptable.

"Okay", she said. "But since I want to wear a skirt, I'll only wear the front. Not the back".