Friday, May 02, 2008

Message From Brian

Now that Brian has become quite adept at eating solid foods, he is offering some words of wisdom for any of his younger, less-experienced readers, who may be about to embark on the "fruit and cereal" journey soon.

1. Plain rice cereal is pretty bland. However, some of the fruits that Mom and Dad mix in with the cereal are quite tasty, especially the bananas, peaches and pears. When you get these on your spoon, make sure you smile and gurgle, so that the grown-ups realize how much you enjoy them. That way, you'll receive them more often.

2. On the other hand, most of the smashed vegetables are quite vile. When Mom and Dad try to give you carrots, turn your head to the side. If they try to follow you with the spoon, turn to the other side. Repeat a few times, but if your parents are persistent, you might as well give in. Carrots might not be great, but they are better than some of the other options.

3. When it comes to peas and green beans, I absolutely refuse, and I suggest you do the same. I simply clamp my lips shut, and if that doesn't work, I scream. And scream. And scream. It usually works.

4. If Mom or Dad lets go of your hand for even a split second, seize the opportunity. Grab the food-filled spoon and squish the food between your fingers. Then, before the grown-up can react, run your fingers through your hair. The peas and green beans may not taste good, but they make great hair gel. They become hard and crunchy within minutes, and are very difficult to clean.

5. Sometimes, when your belly gets really full, it becomes difficult to stay awake. I've actually fallen sound asleep in my high chair, mid-spoonful. That's okay. You can finish lunch after you have a good nap.

6. Always reward the grown-ups with your biggest, tooth-less smiles. This makes feeding-time fun for Mom and Dad, too...

Good Luck!

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